January 2012
nicoosuxx:
littlesainteverets:
if you sleep in the nude do you have to get on the Polar Express like that
December 2011
thatsmoderatelyraven:
every time something memorable happens in america they have to make a limited edition golden coin to remember it
art critic: what a beautiful, classic piece of art! the mona lisa is surely going to go down in history as one of the greatest masterpieces of renaissance times. bravo, leonardo da vinci, bravo!
mona lisa: haha ewww omg no i look so ugly lmfao xD i wasn't even wearing any makeup in this pic..
bigtimerussian:
ugly people that try to tell you that you’re ugly
nippiminaj:
strictlyserious started following you
helLO
Hellllooo!
I can't believe it's almost been a whole year...
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lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
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Watchthe-real-demi-lovato:
holyFIHGL DSJ I JSU TS SPIT MY WATEHR EVERYWEHT
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
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me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
